How To Protest
My extremely fledgling political party last week threw its support behind the Occupy Wall Street protests, but we may have to retract that support if a few of the following demands aren’t met. We will always support the message but the protests aren’t doing anything or going anywhere, and largely this is the failure of the protestors themselves. It’s all related to a criticism that is often leveled at the military. The criticism is that the military is always preparing to fight the last war. For example, Vietnam was such a quagmire because the people in charge thought we were fighting the Korean War, a war with clearly defined battle lines and one in which the winner of the most battles wins the war; Iraq now was planned on being like Desert Storm. See what I mean, each time a failure to understand the proper context of the battle ground and a realization of who the enemy is/was caused a systemic failure of the war’s conduct.
This is only different in that there are no guns. Well there’s some guns, but we’ll get to that in a sec. The protestors are protesting what exactly? I don’t mean why, but against what are they fighting? It’s unclear. Wall Street isn’t where decisions were made, but I guess it’s symbolic. Still though it reeks of ignorance. Every once in a while I’ll get a facebook post where someone decides that they are going to start a boycott of a particular gasoline company, you probably know what I am talking about. The message is that no one should buy gas at a Sunoco/Mobile/BP/Etc. station for a week (or sometimes one day). The thinking is that the station will have to lower it’s prices to get people to buy their gas and then the other stations would have to do so as well and BANG the price of gas will drop. This post (which will get you blocked from my facebook page by the way) ignores several factors: first off, the station manager has very little control over the price of gas. He does exert some flexibility in the way of a dime or so but that’s really it. More importantly, the price of gas isn’t determined by a simple supply and demand economics. The price of oil is based on futures, the price of gas is thus influenced by that and by production. This is, at least the excuse, given when the price of gas shot up a dollar over the Libyan Revolution even though the US doesn’t receive any of its oil from Libya. So protesting the day traders, the grunts of wall street doesn’t make a lot of sense. Don’t protest the barista at Starbucks because of the price of coffee.
Demand 1: Pick a reasonable target and stick to it. By “reasonable” I mean pick something that is going to change. These 1% people aren’t going to turn over their money because you want it. For instance the surtax on the wealthy in New York is going to expire soon, so you NYC protestors ought to start raising a stink about that. Remember little victories give your movement not only morale but also legitimacy.
You have a problem that is a lot larger than just your protest as well. One enemy that you have is the conservative media. Yes, I know they are hypocrites for supporting the TEA party who allegedly* believed the exact same thing as you, but that’s not going to change. Yes, they are hypocrites–agreed? Let’s move on. The problem with them and with every movement is that change is difficult. There is nothing more troublesome than to refine an already established machine. As people fight hardest when they think they are going to lose what they have. In order to do this, weapons will be deployed and one of the most important ones your opponents have the media.
I know, the media has largely been able to convince the rest of the country that there is some liberal agenda that controls the news. It’s however, a lie. Conservative radio dominates AM, Fox News is the number one cable news station by a wide margin. One thing they don’t like is you. Understanding this is greatly important because they will use every misspelled sign, every arrest, every act of vandalism, to discredit the protest. Yes, they’ve ignored those very things in the TEA party but we already covered the hypocrisy, and yes, if you brought a gun they would scream terrorism even though they kept their mouth shut when their group did it. We already covered that.
Not to say that the liberal media, or the objective media is helping either. While they seem to be largely sympathetic to you, they are inadvertently hurting by describing the “air of friendliness” and “how everyone is being so nice” etc. It gives your protest the sense that it is a party. This needs to stop for the previous two reasons.
Demand 2: Put down the fucking drums and get angry!
People need to understand that you aren’t a bunch of rich college kids on vacation. You have a purpose and a message. Figure that out and get going. Furthermore, start organizing. Take the only good lesson we can get from fascism: organization is key. Go through your protest and start controlling who talks to the press, take down every misspelled sign, and every sign with vulgarities on them.
You don’t have to manicure someone to talk to a news reporter just use simple common sense. Ask yourself, is this person likely to be taken seriously? If that sort of hypothetical is too complicated in such a large group use simple formulae. I’ll give you a couple: dred locks=no talk, hemp clothing=no talk, more than three patches on a jacket=no talk. It’s easy. No I understand that this might be offensive to ideas of self-expression and it is. But needs must when the devil arrives and if you want to be taken seriously as to your message you have to eliminate the needless trivialities that the idiot general public likes to focus on.
Continuing on that idea. Remember the police officer telling you to do something is doing his job just the same as the barista telling you you can’t use the bathroom without a purchase. Most cops are decent people following the law, and if, say, a bunch of cops are telling you not to walk on the brooklyn bridge because of traffic issues, listen to them. Remember what I just said, every arrest makes you look bad. Yes, you have a right to peaceful assembly but not to forestall traffic or destroy property. The cops aren’t being fascists when they arrest you for doing that: they’re being police officers. Sure they may have orders to start enforcing every small pointless law in order to disrupt the protest, but the person doing the actual arresting isn’t in charge. Be polite, and follow their orders. As long as they aren’t themselves violating the law you can both co exist quite nicely. Most of you won’t listen to that, you have a preconceived notion of us vs. them and the police are them. It’s not the case though, they are in the 99% and given the fact that the GOP has decided to demonize public employees they probably have more sympathy then you realize.
Demand 3: Don’t break the law.
Finally, if you find a hostile reporter or counter protest or whatever…just ignore them. I know it might be hard to not want to get on television with today’s celebrity obsessed media but seriously if your words are just going to be twisted don’t talk to them. Pull an Anthony Weiner (not like that), and roll your eyes when they try and push an obvious false dilemma on you or force you to admit a straw man. The counter protestors, just let them be. If they want to brag about how shitty their lives are but they don’t blame wall street, fine. Whatever, you aren’t going to convince them anyway. Accept it, because they are still in the 99% anyway. You aren’t going to convince them of anything.
Demand 4: Control communications.
It’s the best thing you can do. Image is everything when you already have substance. Find well spoken individuals and make them your press liasons. You might also want to start petitions, written petitions (the ones that mean something), for new laws or whatever you want.
Good luck.
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*I say “allegedly” because I completely doubt it. Their big rally before the last election gave audience to the “birther” movement basically legitimizing it. The TEA Party is anti-Obama, not anything else.









